Dear Crabby, 20 Questions?

Dear Crabby, Can you Answer these 20 Questions?

Over the years, we take in a lot of questions and many do not warrant a full column for my readers – some would be very short answers – so, this week’s column will be a collection of some of those quick-answer questions.

Dear Crabby, Where is the best place to get air for my tires?

Marathon Gas Stations offer free air, like the one at Tienken and Rochester Roads. It’s funny, I often see people pumping quarters in the air machine across the street at Speedway, but it’s free at Marathon. Also, Belle Tire offers free air.

Dear Crabby, Will the Michigan Renaissance Festival happen this year?

No. They held out to the end and finally called. Too bad, I’m sure they could have worked the Black Plague into the event some how right now.

Dear Crabby, Are Cider Mills open yet?

You bet. Many opened early this year.

Dear Crabby, Republican or Democrat?

Neither. They both suck.

Dear Crabby, Who are you Voting for in November?

I don’t know, Mrs. Crabby always fills out my absentee ballot.

Dear Crabby, Which is Smarter, Cats or Dogs?

One buries their poop and the other eats it … you do the math.

Dear Crabby, Stocks or Bonds?

Gold.

Dear Crabby, Do you Dance?

Only at weddings, with great displeasure from my family.

Dear Crabby, When does the Free Parking end in Rochester?

This holiday weekend. The free parking ends at midnight on Monday.

Dear Crabby, Do you miss Sports?

Not as much as I thought I would. But I enjoy rooting for teams that lose a lot, so I’m ready for the Lions to start playing again.

Dear Crabby, How Old are You?

Older than you, and not as rude as to ask that question.

Dear Crabby, Is there Really a Mrs. Crabby?

Yes. She is as real as I am.

Dear Crabby, Will you Ever Write a Book?

Yes. I’m working on a collection of columns for Rochester Media now.

Dear Crabby, Do you have a Favorite Bible Verse?

Yes, John 11:35. “Jesus wept” is my favorite. It’s short, easy to remember, and sums up that entire book.

Dear Crabby, Should In-Person School Return?

Absolutely. However, if we keep them all home to learn, we could close and sell the school buildings and save a bundle on taxes.

Dear Crabby, Do you Work on your Own Car?

Not since carburetors were all the rage.

Dear Crabby, What’s your Favorite Color?

Red, White, and Blue.

Dear Crabby, Can you Even Count to 20?

I think so, but we ran out of questions. Good news, you can send more in for the honor of having me answer them. See below.

Sincerely, Dear Crabby.

Stuck in a rut? Need some biased advice from a crabby old baby-boomer? Then email me your question at dearcrabby@rochestermedia.com. You can also head on over to my Facebook page and tell me how wonderful I am.