Dear Crabby, Do you like spring cleaning?

Dear Crabby, My husband and I really like spring cleaning. It seems to bring us together and give us a common interest. I just wondered if you enjoyed it and if you and Mrs. Crabby had any other activities that you enjoyed doing together? Sincerely, Sandy Sappy Dear Ms. Sappy, Yes, I love spring cleaning and getting outside to work in the cold wet yard, just about as much as I like having a root canal or a colonoscopy. I am not sure if you have been paying attention for the last … [Read more...]

Dear Crabby, What Do I Do About the Rising Cable Costs?

Dear Crabby, My cable bill seems to go up every time I look at it. What are we to do about this? Sincerely, Bill MeAlways Dear Bill MeAlways, I know this story all too well. Every year some nitwit decides to raise my bill at the cable company, forcing me to call up and put my negotiation skills to work. At my house, they have named this annual event C.R.U.D. Day, which stands for "Cable Renegotiation Until Dawn" Day. I call the cable company and start barking at the first person I … [Read more...]