Dear Crabby, Every year my wife wants to get a real Christmas Tree, but I'd rather just settle for the low maintenance plastic kind. She likes all the festive activities involved with finding the tree, chopping it down, and then bringing it home and all that. What do you think is the best option? Sincerely, Ben Boring Dear Mr. Boring, I'm guessing one of three things is true about your wife: 1. She had a family that did all that garbage when she was growing up, 2. She was neglected … [Read more...]