Dear Crabby, Help me with my pregnant wife!

Dear Crabby, My wife is seven months pregnant with our first child. The other day I decided to surprise her by doing all of the laundry - I washed, dried, folded, and put it all away. The next day when she was getting dressed, she came out of our room and was visibly upset...with me! She accused me of shrinking all of her clothes and ruining her wardrobe. I didn't dare tell her that her growing midriff, not the clothes shrinking, was the problem. How do I handle these crazy … [Read more...]