Dear Crabby, I’m already bored with my New Year’s resolution to eat better and workout. How long until I can give it all up? Sincerely, Kimmy A. Burger Dear Ms. Burger, I appreciate your honesty about being bored with the whole resolution thing. You may have noticed I like to be direct and honest too. So my suggestion is to lie. That’s right, mislead everyone. Way back when, before Mrs. Crabby – when history was current events, I dated a girl who smoked. Even though smoking was not … [Read more...]
Falling apart, more or less
April 30, 2014 by Leave a Comment
Do you ever have those weeks where you feel like your body is falling apart? Last Monday, I found myself with a pulled muscle occupying my every thought. That is, until I found out on Tuesday, that my cholesterol was high. After lamenting about my health with friends on Wednesday, I found out Thursday that I have some arthritis beginning in my back. You don"t even want to know the woes of my weekend. Certainly it"s not a secret, but it can be easy to forget that the human body is extremely … [Read more...]
