Dear Crabby, Should I Treat My Lawn?

Dear Crabby, I really would like to have a beautifully green lawn, but I am concerned about all the chemicals that they recommend.  Do you think it is safe to spray your yard or even have a company do it? Sincerely, Al Green Dear Mr. Green, I am really not the one to be asking about "green" issues. I have expressed my thoughts about flowers and green plants in general before - I like it when other people display them, as long as I don't have to tend to them. If I had it my way, I … [Read more...]

Dear Crabby, Do you like Christmas shopping?

Dear Crabby, My wife starts Christmas shopping in August - it drives me nuts! When do you start your shopping and do you enjoy it? Sincerely, Hal Humbug Dear Mr. Humbug, The simple answer is, "no and no!" As far as when do I start and do I like shopping.  First of all, I don't like that many people so the shopping list is already slim to begin with. Secondly, the ones I do like I have trained not to expect much from me! Every year around Halloween, the missus starts hinting around … [Read more...]