How Can I Get Out Of Shopping With My Wife?

Dear Crabby, I know you can help me out here - I hate this time of year with all the shopping my wife wants to do. What can I do to get out of it? Sincerely, Hideout Henry Dear Hideout, I know all about the Christmas shopping season and how woman like to shop for hours on end. When I was a younger man, I came up with all sorts of antics to get out of this ritual. One year I pretended to be sick for like three weeks and said I was just not able to go out and enjoy all that holiday … [Read more...]