Dear Crabby, Will 2021 be Better than This Year?

Dear Crabby, I am almost too afraid to ask this question, but what do you think the New Year will bring us?Thanks, Rita RenaissanceDear Rita Renaissance, You are indeed a brave soul for even asking. My longtime readers know that I usually use my last December post to talk about the year that was, so here goes: toilet paper, hand sanitizer, Zoom, masks, quarantine, and vaccine. That about sums it up. Happy New Year, everyone!  Does that answer your question? OK. I’ll keep talking … [Read more...]

Dear Crabby, What’s the Correct Way to Hang Toilet Paper?

Dear Crabby, What's the Correct Way to Hang Toilet Paper - Up and Over or Down and Under? Sincerely, W.C. Flushing   Dear W.C. For over 100 years people have been asking that question, at least those who could afford toilet paper and had modern flush toilets. But today, most people in the western world do, and I'm glad they do because that includes me. It can be a funny thing to talk about, as well as argue about, but really which way does the toilet paper roll go? There are two … [Read more...]